- what do i look like upside down? say this when you have nothing left to say.
- how long have you been owned by a cat? say this to someone covered in cat fur.
- what's that floating in your eggnog? say this to someone after you discreetly drop a little bit of cookie crumb in their eggnog.
- are you double-jointed? if they answer yes, ask them to demonstrate for you.
- what's your favorite holiday color? everyone usually says red or green, pink is way better.
- can i wear your sweater? say this to someone wearing a nicer sweater than you.
- when's the last time you were spit up on by a baby? say this when your squishy baby needs to be burped.
- why aren't you wearing those earmuffs i gave you last year? come on, you want to know right?
all ideas courtesy of old navy.